We're going there right now. Prefect's bathroom. Better to take the back way, for now. Filch is going to be out for blood once he sees that mud.

[There's fun in getting detentions, yeah, in being so fucking audacious about it that you just don't even care--but there's fun in avoiding them as well, and that's the sort of fun Sirius is out for right now. You can't fool around in detention--or, well, you can, but better to be certain that today's opportunity with Sera is the one that he wants.]

Merlin. You're a mess.