[Sirius' wand is somewhere in their room, being the most expensive thing in this flat, because Sirius is not allowed to go into Muggle London with his wand anymore.
So he reaches down, pulling Remus' boots off, and taking his wand. It doesn't work as well but for little charms, it works well enough]
We eat here, I eat you, it's all the same-
[It is not the same. He takes a moment, shakes his hair from his eyes, and turns.]
Now, the essentials, where did I-
Accio!
[God he is so lazy it's unbelievable. But then, in his hand a moment later, is a bottle of lube.]
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So he reaches down, pulling Remus' boots off, and taking his wand. It doesn't work as well but for little charms, it works well enough]
We eat here, I eat you, it's all the same-
[It is not the same. He takes a moment, shakes his hair from his eyes, and turns.]
Now, the essentials, where did I-
Accio!
[God he is so lazy it's unbelievable. But then, in his hand a moment later, is a bottle of lube.]