Well, to begin with, I've seen your exams, and no, you're not getting any qualifications-
[But then, maybe, there's a challenge there. Seraphim doesn't usually rise to those kinds of things, but, well.]
I don't sleep. I see a lot of things. For instance, your brother was doing more than snogging Marion Winters from Hufflepuff behind the one-eyed witch.
[She shrugs]
And even I know her assets don't merit that level of dedication, you may want to sit him down and explain that there's nothing that can get the stink of desperation that bad out of robes.
[Why have you seen my marks, he nearly demands it of her--but he doesn't actually care much about good marks. He always manages in the end, one way or another.
The detail about Marion Winters is far more interesting anyways--Regulus, really; Sirius' nose wrinkles up--and a second later he's smirking, though it's less keen than it was before.]
Really.
[And the way he's looking at her now is a bit different as well--calculating, nearly, though still with that smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.]
Why don't you tell him? You're the all-seeing eye around here, who never sleeps, for... whatever reason.
[He snorts, as he puts his cigarette to his lips again and sucks in.]
Do I. That's what you've observed about me, in your sleeplessness? You might want to get that all-seeing eye examined. There's not a lot that I care about.
[she doesn't think she's wrong, but she reaches for his cigarette, takes it out of his hand, her fingers brushing his hand, and takes a drag. She doesn't smoke but she is her brother's sister: she knows how. She lets out a breath of smoke. Her smile looks like the cat that got the canary]
It's not divination.
[She knows what a challenge looks like. She should know better than issuing this one. She should see the danger.]
[He stares at her, quite directly, his expression a little hard. There's the smallest of smiles on his mouth--not necessarily amused, but still in place--and he holds his hand out, waiting for her to give his cigarette back.]
My problem is that it's a waste of my time.
[The corner of his mouth quirks, a very small and brief expression.]
All of this, is a waste of my time. Why are you so keen on doing the work?
[The way he says it, it's the stupidest thing she could be doing with herself.]
Well, I rather like it, I'm good at it, it's interesting, so no, hardly a waste of my time.
Why did you come here, if you didn't want to do any of this? Why not just leave it, and not say word? It's hardly like you think anything of me, so it wasn't about me.
[It's a weird compliment, and maybe not even a compliment. Mostly what Sirius does is toy with people; everyone knows that. He smirks at her all the same.]
Here's an idea. Why don't you just say that I've done the work? You can tell Professor Sinistra, you'll look good for doing your bit, and I'll get out of this.
[Books away. That's better. He cocks his head at her, lets his chair fall back to the floor again.]
I wouldn't be so quick to sarcasm, Dias, if I were you. And I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it--yeah, it's flattery, but think of it as an opportunity.
[She tilts her head, like she's thinking about it]
It's hardly a dismissal. What kind of opportunity are you really offering me, though? A chance to have the girl you're currently spending all your time with try and rip my hair out?
[She doesn't mean that this will go romantically, in any fashion. But the school doesn't always see the mingling of the sexes as anything platonic.]
[Really, it's more why is he offering. She's a mudblood, she's nothing he ought to be associating with. Dirty. But it's fun, to be shocking, sometimes. It's fun to go and snog whatever girl you please. And she's not one to get around, not that he's heard--she's a little sharp, a little waspy, and that presents an extra challenge that Sirius can't help but to rise to.
Oh, his mother will be disgusted. Regulus will write to her and tell her and she'll send him some acidic fucking letter about his behavior. But it doesn't matter. It's only Hogwarts, and he might as well do what he can, with whoever he likes, before he takes up the mantle of heir for true and all.]
Am I spending time with any one girl right now, that's more what you should be asking. Answer is, I'm not. The position is open.
[Is that demeaning? Maybe. But if she refuses, he can say he was only kidding, leading her on. No chance at a bruised ego.]
[For her, the matter is entirely different. Her twin is in Gryffindor, and she's not sure if Black realizes he's the Keeper for the Quidditch team or that Black sent a bludger and broke his nose - but that's Quidditch, like war, that's a different life.
That would be who would protest, her twin, because what the fuck are you doing- would be his comment, and that's something in and of itself.]
If you could catch me.
[But there's something in her smile. Something thorny. She's still pretty sure he's teasing her, leading her on.]
[Because he always gets what he wants, doesn't he? Because that smile of hers, that's like a challenge, and he grins back at her, leaning his elbow on the table, his chin in his hand.]
I'm very quick. I can catch nearly anything, if I put my mind to it.
[Those are the words that he's really interested in, right now, and those are the words that he chooses to repeat. He gives her another once over, like he's considering both that phrasing and the thought of touching her. It's an interesting bit of consideration, if the look on his face is any indication.]
What exactly am I catching you in the act of, let's be quite clear here.
[That smile is more than intriguing. Which is probably what she has in mind, honestly, and he's partly aware of that--but that doesn't mean he's going to be any less into this. There's always a part of him that's a bit removed, and he likes it that way.]
We'll do something with it, at least. I don't know about destroy.
[Her habits - the secret ones, the voyeuristic ones, they're not on display. But this is possibly one of the few boys in the entire school who might be willing to play this game, this game of hide and seek and catch, or at least play the game of playing the game.]
Well, it's probably what you think, Black. It's probably almost exactly what you're thinking now.
[But if she doesn't say it, if she doesn't say it explicitly, then she can deny it later, can't she? She can pretend, no, it's not true.
In any case, her reputation is spotless. No boy has ever managed to get her attention, certainly never for more than minutes at a time.]
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[But then, maybe, there's a challenge there. Seraphim doesn't usually rise to those kinds of things, but, well.]
I don't sleep. I see a lot of things. For instance, your brother was doing more than snogging Marion Winters from Hufflepuff behind the one-eyed witch.
[She shrugs]
And even I know her assets don't merit that level of dedication, you may want to sit him down and explain that there's nothing that can get the stink of desperation that bad out of robes.
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The detail about Marion Winters is far more interesting anyways--Regulus, really; Sirius' nose wrinkles up--and a second later he's smirking, though it's less keen than it was before.]
Really.
[And the way he's looking at her now is a bit different as well--calculating, nearly, though still with that smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.]
Why don't you tell him? You're the all-seeing eye around here, who never sleeps, for... whatever reason.
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You know very well that even if I cared enough to tell him, he would dismiss it. And I don't care enough to tell him.
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But you cared enough to tell me.
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[She sighs, finally. Why is she doing this - why did she agree to do this?]
We're not getting any work done at all, are we?
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[He blows a stream of smoke out--not in her face, mercifully--and grins at her.]
D'you really like this shit that much, that you're so eager to get started?
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[She does know how to relax, though. She sits back, and looks over at him.]
You care more about what's going on around here than you let on.
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Do I. That's what you've observed about me, in your sleeplessness? You might want to get that all-seeing eye examined. There's not a lot that I care about.
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It's not divination.
[She knows what a challenge looks like. She should know better than issuing this one. She should see the danger.]
What is your problem with just doing the work?
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My problem is that it's a waste of my time.
[The corner of his mouth quirks, a very small and brief expression.]
All of this, is a waste of my time. Why are you so keen on doing the work?
[The way he says it, it's the stupidest thing she could be doing with herself.]
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Well, I rather like it, I'm good at it, it's interesting, so no, hardly a waste of my time.
Why did you come here, if you didn't want to do any of this? Why not just leave it, and not say word? It's hardly like you think anything of me, so it wasn't about me.
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[It's a weird compliment, and maybe not even a compliment. Mostly what Sirius does is toy with people; everyone knows that. He smirks at her all the same.]
Here's an idea. Why don't you just say that I've done the work? You can tell Professor Sinistra, you'll look good for doing your bit, and I'll get out of this.
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[She sits back to consider it, looking him over.]
If you don't pass, I'll just say you're a hopeless idiot.
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[He tips his chair back on the rear two legs, still smirking.]
So what do we do in the meantime?
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[She puts her books away]
Why, Black, are you flattering me with your attention?
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I wouldn't be so quick to sarcasm, Dias, if I were you. And I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it--yeah, it's flattery, but think of it as an opportunity.
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It's hardly a dismissal. What kind of opportunity are you really offering me, though? A chance to have the girl you're currently spending all your time with try and rip my hair out?
[She doesn't mean that this will go romantically, in any fashion. But the school doesn't always see the mingling of the sexes as anything platonic.]
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Oh, his mother will be disgusted. Regulus will write to her and tell her and she'll send him some acidic fucking letter about his behavior. But it doesn't matter. It's only Hogwarts, and he might as well do what he can, with whoever he likes, before he takes up the mantle of heir for true and all.]
Am I spending time with any one girl right now, that's more what you should be asking. Answer is, I'm not. The position is open.
[Is that demeaning? Maybe. But if she refuses, he can say he was only kidding, leading her on. No chance at a bruised ego.]
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That would be who would protest, her twin, because what the fuck are you doing- would be his comment, and that's something in and of itself.]
If you could catch me.
[But there's something in her smile. Something thorny. She's still pretty sure he's teasing her, leading her on.]
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[Because he always gets what he wants, doesn't he? Because that smile of hers, that's like a challenge, and he grins back at her, leaning his elbow on the table, his chin in his hand.]
I'm very quick. I can catch nearly anything, if I put my mind to it.
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[She leans back in her chair.]
Catch me in the act, and I'll let you have a hand in it.
[That's a riddle, or a real offer on her virtue.]
If you think you can stomach touching me.
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[Those are the words that he's really interested in, right now, and those are the words that he chooses to repeat. He gives her another once over, like he's considering both that phrasing and the thought of touching her. It's an interesting bit of consideration, if the look on his face is any indication.]
What exactly am I catching you in the act of, let's be quite clear here.
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We're not going to destroy my reputation, are we?
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We'll do something with it, at least. I don't know about destroy.
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Well, it's probably what you think, Black. It's probably almost exactly what you're thinking now.
[But if she doesn't say it, if she doesn't say it explicitly, then she can deny it later, can't she? She can pretend, no, it's not true.
In any case, her reputation is spotless. No boy has ever managed to get her attention, certainly never for more than minutes at a time.]
Are you interested in playing that game?
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but now i can't tag this thread at work weeps
what has our hubris wrought!!!!
PAIN......
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oh my god dw i posted this YESTERDAY
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