SIRIUS BLACK | HARRY POTTER

[caniculares]

Character: Sirius Orion Black
Canon: Harry Potter [and the young godfather]
Game: Homeless

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[caniculares]

What did I really do this week?

Really?

[God do not mention making him go on the adventure in the Underground that ended up with them finding out about the dragon under Charing Cross....]

[mapmaker]

[ Just lifting his eyebrows. ]

You know you don't want me to say the u-word.

[caniculares]

Merlin, you have a long memory.

[It was three days ago, Sirius.]

All right, all right.

No new blazer.

Old blazer will simply have to learn that it's place is on the floor of my bedroom.

[mapmaker]

[ Flapping his hands at him with a hissing shush sound. ] Not so loud.

[ Because they are in public, Sirius. ]

[caniculares]

[Sirius grins, oh, he grins, because he loves those flappy hands, he loves reactions best of all]

Sorry, was I being obscene again?

[mapmaker]

[ Does he love the frowning that accompanies it? ]

We've talked about this. [ Hurrying along the pavement like he's got a bee in his bonnet. ] One of these days you're going to give me a heart attack. Or get us into trouble. Or both!

[caniculares]

[Yes. Yes he does.]

Your heart is stronger than that, isn't it?

[mapmaker]

We don't know that!

[ Sirius Black, you are a problem. ] Would you really like to keep risking it?

[caniculares]

[He considers this for a moment.....]

Well-

[He leans over, and whispers right in Remus' ear, quickly]

I would really like to suck your cock, right now.

[mapmaker]

[ Remus makes a noise like he's choking on something, prompting a little old lady to look his way. This is just like Sirius, reducing him to a babbling, blushing twat with one carefully aimed sentence and he'd hate him for it if he didn't quite love him for it. ]

I think it's time to go home, don't you? [ Out of the street and to where he can have a swooning fit in private. ]

[caniculares]

[Sirius smiles, politely, at the old lady, and nods.]

Alley and apparation?

[mapmaker]

Well I don't exactly want to ride around on the underground with an erection. [ DID HE SAY THAT OUT LOUD? SIRIUS BLACK YOU ARE BAD FOR HIS DIGNITY AND MENTAL HEALTH. ]

[caniculares]

[There is a pause-]

What did you just say?

[No you've shocked him a bit-]

Did I just make you be vulgar on the street?

[He's rushing Remus into an alley, then, but he's still talking, too.]

This is happy day, oh, Prongs, I will have to tell Prongs, our little Moony is growing up...

[mapmaker]

You're not telling Prongs! Dear Lord. [ But his frowny face is kind of ruined by how wide his eyes are and how his cheeks are stained pink. ]

Please stop talking. I think my life is flashing before my eyes.

[caniculares]

[He gets him into the alley, and right before he apparates, he kisses him, fiercely, on the mouth. It's still delicious, it still feels like the first time, kissing Moony, it never loses the incredible sense of joy.

He presses him into the wall, slides his tongue into Remus' mouth, and apparates back to the flat.]

[mapmaker]

[ It's a whirlwind, the feeling of Sirius' mouth on his and the way the apparation just leaves the breath punched out of him. He laughs when they arrive, the sound of it lost between their lips as he curls his fingers in his boyfriend's jacket to steady himself. ]

Merlin, I hate you.

[caniculares]

Are you going to prove that hate to me?

[He says it with a twist of his lips and his hands of Remus' hips.]

I'll stop if you tell me to.

[...probably.]

[mapmaker]

Don't you dare.

[ He pushes his body away from the wall of their flat to press up against Sirius' front. Long ago he hadn't thought himself capable of this, of being graceful when it came to sex. Sometimes he manages to surprise himself. Sometimes he trips over his socks. Thankfully the latter doesn't seem to be part of the proceedings. ]

You made me be lewd in public, the least you could do is touch me in private. As recompense, you understand.

[caniculares]

[There's this moment of consideration, where Sirius is pulling Remus closer, pressing his mouth to the skin just under his jaw.]

You ought to tell me what you want.

You ought to be very, very specific.

[mapmaker]

[ He can feel what blood hasn't rushed to his face going south leaving absolutely none for his brain and rational thought. ]

I want --. [ Merlin, he takes a shuddering breath and tugs Sirius back up with fingers fisted in his hair. He kisses him slow and dirty to give himself time. ] I would like you to ... I want you to fuck me.

[ HE HAS LOST ALL OF HIS DIGNITY, HIS MOTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED. ]

[caniculares]

[Sirius' smile is slow, and wide, and wicked all at once. He catches Remus for another kiss, equally dirty.]

On the floor? On the bed? Over the kitchen counter? Against the wall?

Specifics!

[mapmaker]

[ He's five seconds away from saying all of the above and just shoving his hand down Sirius' trousers to be honest. ]

As much as I don't doubt your gymnastic integrity --. [ A huff of a breath as he presses their hips together, long fingers clenching in Sirius' shirt, his body trembling. ] The bed would be much easier.

[caniculares]

You are so boring.

I'm not having sex with you on the bed-

[He grabs him by the hips and maneuvers him towards the table - yes, where they eat - and sits him up on it]

Have you got your wand-

[That is not a euphemism, okay.]

[mapmaker]

We eat here.

[ He wriggles. ] In my boot. Unless that's a euphemism. I'll never forgive you if it is.

[caniculares]

[Sirius' wand is somewhere in their room, being the most expensive thing in this flat, because Sirius is not allowed to go into Muggle London with his wand anymore.

So he reaches down, pulling Remus' boots off, and taking his wand. It doesn't work as well but for little charms, it works well enough]

We eat here, I eat you, it's all the same-

[It is not the same. He takes a moment, shakes his hair from his eyes, and turns.]

Now, the essentials, where did I-

Accio!

[God he is so lazy it's unbelievable. But then, in his hand a moment later, is a bottle of lube.]