SIRIUS BLACK | HARRY POTTER

[caniculares]

Character: Sirius Orion Black
Canon: Harry Potter [and the young godfather]
Game: Homeless

Comments

[caniculares]

Why, though, they can wait, can't they? It's not as though you know any more than the rest of us, really-

[He's not dumb, he knows that Moony is about as useless as a wet rug when it comes to cars.]

[mapmaker]

Do you really think Prongs is going to sit around and wait for us?

[ He doesn't want a repeat of the last time he let Sirius pull him somewhere in the middle of a crisis for nefarious purposes. ] C'mon. The sooner we get going the sooner we can invent some reason to disappear.

[caniculares]

[It's not like they didn't eventually unlodge that rock from Peter's spine, okay?

He groans, though, and lets himself be pulled out of the water. Complaining just a bit.]

He owes me, then.

[mapmaker]

[ With a straight face. ]

Mm. I'm sure he'll oblige if you ask nicely.

[caniculares]

I'll kick him and Wormtail out of the camper and have my way with you-

Well, I suppose Peter can stay, if he sits in the front seat and covers his ears.

[Really, no.]

[mapmaker]

[ So dryly. ]

You really know how to woo a man, Sirius.

[caniculares]

Yes, well.

[He raises his head, rather primly, thank you-]

I wouldn't let him actually look at you, if that helps.

[mapmaker]

[ Rolling his eyes as he starts back up the hill. ]

No.

[caniculares]

You are no fun at all-

[But he's following, trudging up behind him.]

[mapmaker]

I am very fun. I just don't fancy public sex.

[caniculares]

It's not public! It's just Wormtail!

[mapmaker]

[ Throwing him a look. ]

It's Wormtail.

[caniculares]

[He sighs. Okay. Okay.

He makes a bit of a face.]

This summer would have been better if we had found a dingy little shack and just shagged the whole way through.

[mapmaker]

Mm.

[ Does he sound wistful? He sounds wistful. ]

C'mon, it'll be fun.