[Sirius laughs at that, once, shortly. That's a defence that he's heard some of them adopt, that near-pride in dirty blood, but he's not encountered it directly until now.
Carelessly, he flips through his book, as if looking for a bit of parchment--but his eyes are still on here, cool.]
I meant more the snogging. You were really quick to leap to that possibility.
[She has a hand reached out for that bit of parchment that he's looking for]
Well I hate to break a boy's heart, when I say no.
And who wouldn't jump to that conclusion? It's practically all I see you do outside the Quidditch pitch. Every girl in school knows that if you step out with Black you end up on your back.
[It's a particularly classy rhyme thought up by one of his castoffs.]
[It's not offensive, it's true, and he grins a little like the rhyme is some great badge of pride he gets to wear. He gives up the search for the parchment--the pretense of the search, really--and sits back, shifting his hips off the chair a little so he can dig his cigarettes out of his pocket.]
Clever. Are you really saying no?
[He wouldn't, probably. He'd toy with her, maybe, because he can, because she's resisting him--but she's a mudblood, not worth his actual time or attention. The conclusion of it would be a little cruel at best. But if he has to endure this-- tutoring, he might as well make the best of it, and he offers the cigarettes to her before he takes one for himself. Manners.]
[Her expression softens, goes from defensive into something softer,
more feminine. She is always on her guard around boys and maybe even more
around these pureblooded boys who just like to make everyone
miserable.]
I mean it. I have no interest in a broken heart or a sullied reputation.
[She doesn't take a cigarette, and instead takes his book, looking
through it for something, notes, anything that might tell her about his
level in this class.]
[Fine. More for him, then, and he slips a cigarette out and shoves them back into his pocket, digs out his heavy silver lighter. It's got the Black family crest on it, of course, and he rubs his thumb against it as he flicks it to life, lights his cigarette with it and leans back, blowing a stream of smoke from his nose in a casual exhale.]
No interest in a good time, either. You Ravenclaw girls, you're all the same. Blood doesn't even come into it.
[He lifts his cigarette to his lips again, as he adds:] There's nothing in there, don't waste your time.
[She closes the book and wrinkles her nose, though that's more at not a single note, in any margin]
That's not what Millie Turner would say, if you asked her.
[There's a pause. Millie Turner is pureblood in the most scraping of fashions - no one can point to a muggle anywhere in the family, but she hasn't got one of those pureblood names, either.]
Of course she would scratch my eyes out if she knew I knew.
[Turners, they're not really worth anyone's time. Useful, vaguely, and Sirius spares a second of thought to conjure up an image of Millie Turner. Not bad. Blood status helps. But Dias here is more fit, actually, for all that she's got dirty blood, and Sirius likes girls who are easy, but he also likes girls that push back.
So he leans forward, his elbow on the table, cigarette shifted to the corner of his mouth a moment so he can grin at her--dark, knowing.]
And how do you know? Don't tell me you're a secret gossip.
[He's not looking away, either. He keeps his eyes fixed on hers, that little smirk still on his face.]
I'll do what I always do. Sit the exam, get an O, finish the class that way. What are you implying, exactly, by the way? Just so we're clear. What are you saying you've seen?
Well, to begin with, I've seen your exams, and no, you're not getting any qualifications-
[But then, maybe, there's a challenge there. Seraphim doesn't usually rise to those kinds of things, but, well.]
I don't sleep. I see a lot of things. For instance, your brother was doing more than snogging Marion Winters from Hufflepuff behind the one-eyed witch.
[She shrugs]
And even I know her assets don't merit that level of dedication, you may want to sit him down and explain that there's nothing that can get the stink of desperation that bad out of robes.
[Why have you seen my marks, he nearly demands it of her--but he doesn't actually care much about good marks. He always manages in the end, one way or another.
The detail about Marion Winters is far more interesting anyways--Regulus, really; Sirius' nose wrinkles up--and a second later he's smirking, though it's less keen than it was before.]
Really.
[And the way he's looking at her now is a bit different as well--calculating, nearly, though still with that smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.]
Why don't you tell him? You're the all-seeing eye around here, who never sleeps, for... whatever reason.
[He snorts, as he puts his cigarette to his lips again and sucks in.]
Do I. That's what you've observed about me, in your sleeplessness? You might want to get that all-seeing eye examined. There's not a lot that I care about.
[she doesn't think she's wrong, but she reaches for his cigarette, takes it out of his hand, her fingers brushing his hand, and takes a drag. She doesn't smoke but she is her brother's sister: she knows how. She lets out a breath of smoke. Her smile looks like the cat that got the canary]
It's not divination.
[She knows what a challenge looks like. She should know better than issuing this one. She should see the danger.]
[He stares at her, quite directly, his expression a little hard. There's the smallest of smiles on his mouth--not necessarily amused, but still in place--and he holds his hand out, waiting for her to give his cigarette back.]
My problem is that it's a waste of my time.
[The corner of his mouth quirks, a very small and brief expression.]
All of this, is a waste of my time. Why are you so keen on doing the work?
[The way he says it, it's the stupidest thing she could be doing with herself.]
Well, I rather like it, I'm good at it, it's interesting, so no, hardly a waste of my time.
Why did you come here, if you didn't want to do any of this? Why not just leave it, and not say word? It's hardly like you think anything of me, so it wasn't about me.
[It's a weird compliment, and maybe not even a compliment. Mostly what Sirius does is toy with people; everyone knows that. He smirks at her all the same.]
Here's an idea. Why don't you just say that I've done the work? You can tell Professor Sinistra, you'll look good for doing your bit, and I'll get out of this.
[Books away. That's better. He cocks his head at her, lets his chair fall back to the floor again.]
I wouldn't be so quick to sarcasm, Dias, if I were you. And I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it--yeah, it's flattery, but think of it as an opportunity.
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Carelessly, he flips through his book, as if looking for a bit of parchment--but his eyes are still on here, cool.]
I meant more the snogging. You were really quick to leap to that possibility.
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Well I hate to break a boy's heart, when I say no.
And who wouldn't jump to that conclusion? It's practically all I see you do outside the Quidditch pitch. Every girl in school knows that if you step out with Black you end up on your back.
[It's a particularly classy rhyme thought up by one of his castoffs.]
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Clever. Are you really saying no?
[He wouldn't, probably. He'd toy with her, maybe, because he can, because she's resisting him--but she's a mudblood, not worth his actual time or attention. The conclusion of it would be a little cruel at best. But if he has to endure this-- tutoring, he might as well make the best of it, and he offers the cigarettes to her before he takes one for himself. Manners.]
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[Her expression softens, goes from defensive into something softer, more feminine. She is always on her guard around boys and maybe even more around these pureblooded boys who just like to make everyone miserable.]
I mean it. I have no interest in a broken heart or a sullied reputation.
[She doesn't take a cigarette, and instead takes his book, looking through it for something, notes, anything that might tell her about his level in this class.]
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No interest in a good time, either. You Ravenclaw girls, you're all the same. Blood doesn't even come into it.
[He lifts his cigarette to his lips again, as he adds:] There's nothing in there, don't waste your time.
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[She closes the book and wrinkles her nose, though that's more at not a single note, in any margin]
That's not what Millie Turner would say, if you asked her.
[There's a pause. Millie Turner is pureblood in the most scraping of fashions - no one can point to a muggle anywhere in the family, but she hasn't got one of those pureblood names, either.]
Of course she would scratch my eyes out if she knew I knew.
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So he leans forward, his elbow on the table, cigarette shifted to the corner of his mouth a moment so he can grin at her--dark, knowing.]
And how do you know? Don't tell me you're a secret gossip.
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[She looks up at him, suddenly, and is surprised by the look he's giving her. It's not precisely comfortable.]
You know you might not be failing this course if you took a single note.
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[He's not looking away, either. He keeps his eyes fixed on hers, that little smirk still on his face.]
I'll do what I always do. Sit the exam, get an O, finish the class that way. What are you implying, exactly, by the way? Just so we're clear. What are you saying you've seen?
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[But then, maybe, there's a challenge there. Seraphim doesn't usually rise to those kinds of things, but, well.]
I don't sleep. I see a lot of things. For instance, your brother was doing more than snogging Marion Winters from Hufflepuff behind the one-eyed witch.
[She shrugs]
And even I know her assets don't merit that level of dedication, you may want to sit him down and explain that there's nothing that can get the stink of desperation that bad out of robes.
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The detail about Marion Winters is far more interesting anyways--Regulus, really; Sirius' nose wrinkles up--and a second later he's smirking, though it's less keen than it was before.]
Really.
[And the way he's looking at her now is a bit different as well--calculating, nearly, though still with that smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth.]
Why don't you tell him? You're the all-seeing eye around here, who never sleeps, for... whatever reason.
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You know very well that even if I cared enough to tell him, he would dismiss it. And I don't care enough to tell him.
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But you cared enough to tell me.
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[She sighs, finally. Why is she doing this - why did she agree to do this?]
We're not getting any work done at all, are we?
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[He blows a stream of smoke out--not in her face, mercifully--and grins at her.]
D'you really like this shit that much, that you're so eager to get started?
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[She does know how to relax, though. She sits back, and looks over at him.]
You care more about what's going on around here than you let on.
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Do I. That's what you've observed about me, in your sleeplessness? You might want to get that all-seeing eye examined. There's not a lot that I care about.
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It's not divination.
[She knows what a challenge looks like. She should know better than issuing this one. She should see the danger.]
What is your problem with just doing the work?
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My problem is that it's a waste of my time.
[The corner of his mouth quirks, a very small and brief expression.]
All of this, is a waste of my time. Why are you so keen on doing the work?
[The way he says it, it's the stupidest thing she could be doing with herself.]
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Well, I rather like it, I'm good at it, it's interesting, so no, hardly a waste of my time.
Why did you come here, if you didn't want to do any of this? Why not just leave it, and not say word? It's hardly like you think anything of me, so it wasn't about me.
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[It's a weird compliment, and maybe not even a compliment. Mostly what Sirius does is toy with people; everyone knows that. He smirks at her all the same.]
Here's an idea. Why don't you just say that I've done the work? You can tell Professor Sinistra, you'll look good for doing your bit, and I'll get out of this.
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[She sits back to consider it, looking him over.]
If you don't pass, I'll just say you're a hopeless idiot.
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[He tips his chair back on the rear two legs, still smirking.]
So what do we do in the meantime?
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[She puts her books away]
Why, Black, are you flattering me with your attention?
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I wouldn't be so quick to sarcasm, Dias, if I were you. And I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss it--yeah, it's flattery, but think of it as an opportunity.
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but now i can't tag this thread at work weeps
what has our hubris wrought!!!!
PAIN......
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oh my god dw i posted this YESTERDAY
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