cribellate | SIRIUS BLACK

[ He just very helpfully digs his pointy elbows in to Sirius' ribs. ]

Are you going to stop insulting me any time soon? Or shall I leave you to it? There was a market vendor selling tea. I could just pop off for a cup and come back to the end of your tirade.

[He laughs, then. It's like they're normal boys, in a normal world, not wizards who are on the front lines of a war. He lets go.]

You wouldn't abandon me in the muggle. I might get lost. I would try and go on the coaches and end up in some muggle village and be lost forever, and then Prongs would be very cross with you.

I think James would come around eventually. [ He pulls his blazer tighter around his body against the chill, the bag of books hitting his hip as he walks. ] He'd understand that I had no choice.

But maybe if you're nice to me I'll stay and you won't have to go off and wander moors or become a sheep farmer.

I would be very lost if I came across a moor.

[He smiles a bit, and nudges him. Just a little. Enough to make sure that Remus is paying attention.]

How nice to you need me to be?

[ He glances his way, a sly smile moving across his lips. It's a new thing, Remus allowing himself some kind of flirtation. It had taken a lot to get him there in the first place and he's still sometimes shy about it. But some days, like today, he's too busy feeling content to worry about anything. ]

Very. I put up with a lot you know. Tea on demand, some cake, a footrub? [ He has to weave out of Sirius' reach for a moment to avoid walking into a woman with a pram. ] Perhaps some other things as and when I think of them.

I'll make you as much tea as you like. Buckets and buckets of tea, as needed, to keep you happy.

[He takes a moment-]

Chocolate cake?

Is there any other type of cake?

[ He smiles, impish and sweet. ] So, what's next on the agenda?

There are many kinds of cake. Kinds of cake you have never dreamed of, my good friend, and-

[What's next, though?]

A new blazer for you?

Just because they exist doesn't mean I should acknowledge him. [ And he points at his friend then, narrowing his eyes. ] And no, no new blazer. This one is perfectly fine.

[ Besides, he'd just end up back in the charity shop. ]

[Sigh]

Why do you insist on dressing like an old man? You do know we're only 18, right? Live a little, Moony. You'll have fun, I promise. Have I ever really steered you wrong, and no, you may not mention the houseplant incident of 4th year, we agreed-

[He is pouting. He is so cute when he pouts.]

[ He is cute. That doesn't mean he's going to win Remus over. ]

You steer me wrong at some point every week, Padfoot. So feel free to stop claiming innocence any time now.

What did I really do this week?

Really?

[God do not mention making him go on the adventure in the Underground that ended up with them finding out about the dragon under Charing Cross....]

[ Just lifting his eyebrows. ]

You know you don't want me to say the u-word.

Merlin, you have a long memory.

[It was three days ago, Sirius.]

All right, all right.

No new blazer.

Old blazer will simply have to learn that it's place is on the floor of my bedroom.

[ Flapping his hands at him with a hissing shush sound. ] Not so loud.

[ Because they are in public, Sirius. ]

[Sirius grins, oh, he grins, because he loves those flappy hands, he loves reactions best of all]

Sorry, was I being obscene again?

[ Does he love the frowning that accompanies it? ]

We've talked about this. [ Hurrying along the pavement like he's got a bee in his bonnet. ] One of these days you're going to give me a heart attack. Or get us into trouble. Or both!

[Yes. Yes he does.]

Your heart is stronger than that, isn't it?

We don't know that!

[ Sirius Black, you are a problem. ] Would you really like to keep risking it?

[He considers this for a moment.....]

Well-

[He leans over, and whispers right in Remus' ear, quickly]

I would really like to suck your cock, right now.

[ Remus makes a noise like he's choking on something, prompting a little old lady to look his way. This is just like Sirius, reducing him to a babbling, blushing twat with one carefully aimed sentence and he'd hate him for it if he didn't quite love him for it. ]

I think it's time to go home, don't you? [ Out of the street and to where he can have a swooning fit in private. ]

[Sirius smiles, politely, at the old lady, and nods.]

Alley and apparation?

Well I don't exactly want to ride around on the underground with an erection. [ DID HE SAY THAT OUT LOUD? SIRIUS BLACK YOU ARE BAD FOR HIS DIGNITY AND MENTAL HEALTH. ]

[There is a pause-]

What did you just say?

[No you've shocked him a bit-]

Did I just make you be vulgar on the street?

[He's rushing Remus into an alley, then, but he's still talking, too.]

This is happy day, oh, Prongs, I will have to tell Prongs, our little Moony is growing up...

You're not telling Prongs! Dear Lord. [ But his frowny face is kind of ruined by how wide his eyes are and how his cheeks are stained pink. ]

Please stop talking. I think my life is flashing before my eyes.

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