cribellate | SIRIUS BLACK

[ They're alone on the beach and so Remus is quite content to return the kiss, kissing his feet to keep him afloat. ]

Merlin, I thought I would melt. I thought you would melt. I thought we'd be too puddles forever and no one would be able to magic us back to boy shape. [ Pressing his wet forehead to Sirius'. ] I sound as fanciful as you.

Let's never leave the sea.

[He gets another kiss for that, and he's smiling, widely, brighter than the sun, and considering what kind of a day it is, that's quite a lot. The water is cold and crisp and wonderful against him, and Moony is right here.]

The worst kind of puddles. Puddles no one would recognize.

[He bites his lower lip.]

I quite like fanciful Remus, he's much better than practical one.

Fanciful Remus has had his brain addled by the sunshine. You know you're not supposed to expose a Remus to those kind of condition.

[ He's happy though and smiling and maybe a good proper summer is just what he needed. ] I just hope they can fix it so we can park it and then get ice-cream. Oh, and fish and chips.

I don't think any of us are meant to be in these conditions, really.

[He floats a bit, floats away just a little, but still close enough to reach, close enough to touch, if that's what Remus wants to do.]

This is why we came on this stupid trip, isn't it?

[Floating, floating, floating. He turns and looks over just a little.]

Oh, fish and chips. Yes. I'm hungry, feed me.

[He opens his mouth, ahhhhh feed me.]

[ Remus flicks a little salt-water at him and his open mouth. ]

Unless you feel like catching the fish yourself, Pads, I don't think I can help much.

[ Wriggling until he's back up to his shoulders. ] Also we'd have to get back out again.

[He stares at the beach, and then at the water, and then at the shiny spot where the camper is.]

....okay. Yes. We shall live here. Like mermen.

[Pronouncement made, he flops on his back and floats. Ahhhh sweet icy bliss.]

[ Remus laughs and treads water alongside his boyfriend. It's simple and sweet and for a moment he's quiet. Almost too quiet.

Because of course he's a Marauder too. And within minutes he's disappearing beneath Sirius. There's a pause before arms wrap around his waist and tug him down underneath the water. When they both surface Remus grins. ]

You said we should be like mermen. Well, that's what sirens do.

[He makes a noise of protest, and then a squawk, it's very undignified. He flails, and water splashes, but then he turns]

This is war-

[He announces it like a general, and then pounces, wrestling, although Remus is stronger than he is. But Sirius weighs more.]

[ They're causing more waves than the actual tide, two boys getting handsy in the sea and doing their Gryffindor best to shove each other under. It's exhausting but they have more energy now that they're wet.

Remus splutters a little after one particularly good dunk, his fingers finding the ticklish spots of Sirius' side in retaliation. ] Surrender.

[He grabs him by the hips and pulls them close together.]

Never-

[Oh, hey, it's too cold for a hard-on, but he does give a growl, and kisses him on the neck, and nips.]

[ It's so easy to wind his arms around Sirius' neck, water droplets falling everywhere when he lifts them from the ocean. The teeth at his neck make him gasp like the cold water did, and his skin reddens even more. ]

Cheater. Absolute bloody cheater.

[He growls a little and presses closer, and now he has his arms around Remus' waist.]

Maybe I'll just eat you.

[ With a high and breathless tone to his voice. ]

Oh no, whatever shall I do?

How should I know? I'm hardly the one who is the wolf, here.

[He's laughing now, but still pressing kisses against soft skin, moving him into deeper water.]

[ Rolling his eyes but letting Sirius drift them a little further out to sea. ]

You might be part merman though, considering.

I am powered by-

[There's a shout, and he looks over - there's Prongs, waving a spanner in the air, yelling at them from the camper.]

What do you think he wants?

[He just stands there. If James thinks they are leaving this water, he is mistaken.]

I don't know.

[ Helpfully Remus grins before disappears underneath the surface of the water. If James wants them then his best friend can deal with it. He's not getting out of the sea for love nor money. ]

[He watches and James gestures, and then gestures, and then realizes they are not coming out of the water, and his gestures get ruder and ruder.]

I think he's upset.

[Said blankly.]

Wanna snog?

No.

[ He sounds scandalised even though he's still lazily kicking his feet in the water. ]

What if the mechanic sees us? What if that's what James is yelling about?

I don't think the mechanic can see anything, it looks like one of those muggle metal sticks.

[Meaning Sirius doesn't see anyone with them, just James waving a spanner and coming closer to the sea.]

[ Kissing him gently on the forehead and then very carefully floating out of reach. ]

If you see what he wants I will let you snog me.

[There is silence for a moment-]

Handjob if we go deep enough.

[ A pause. ]

But what about the fish, Padfoot?

[He just stares at him for a moment, and then-]

....extra protein?

[Padfoot.]

[ Dear Merlin --. ]

That's disgusting. Now I won't be able to not think of it. [ Chances dashed. ]

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